The Certified Oop Logger

Press OOP whenever you commit a minor physical or social fumble. Every incident is filed, numbered, and never forgotten.

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BUREAU OF MINOR INCIDENTS
Division of Fumbles, Slips & Verbal Missteps
Oops Logged
0
Bureau Concern
0%
(None have ever been expunged.)
REPEAT OFFENDER STATUS: CONFIRMED — the Bureau expected this.

No incidents on file yet. The Bureau awaits your first fumble.